It’s August. Out-of-office replies everywhere.
But while inboxes rest, leaders carry something else into vacation: KPIs. Dashboards. Metrics.
This pixel-perfect satire is a reminder: A real leadership detox doesn’t happen in a Zen garden — it happens in your head.
Can we regain clarity by stepping back from constant measurement?
Or will we keep checking performance charts while relaxing on the beach?
A tongue-in-cheek wake-up call for decision-makers trapped in the KPI loop — even during their holiday break.
How is your detox from metrics going?
